That's right. While normally I strive to be an honest person, yesterday I was blatantly deceptive. Being stuck in the house with three little kids was driving me batty, so I loaded them all into the car, drove to the YMCA, and with a perfectly composed face, told the childcare workers, "Liam is 6 weeks old". He's not. He's barely 4 weeks. But 6 is the youngest they take into childcare, and I desperately needed an hour to work out and listen to my Ipod on full blast. It was wonderful, and I fully intend to continue lying for the next 2 weeks. Who says crime doesn't pay?
3.11.2008
I'm a Liar
That's right. While normally I strive to be an honest person, yesterday I was blatantly deceptive. Being stuck in the house with three little kids was driving me batty, so I loaded them all into the car, drove to the YMCA, and with a perfectly composed face, told the childcare workers, "Liam is 6 weeks old". He's not. He's barely 4 weeks. But 6 is the youngest they take into childcare, and I desperately needed an hour to work out and listen to my Ipod on full blast. It was wonderful, and I fully intend to continue lying for the next 2 weeks. Who says crime doesn't pay?
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