Dear Lifetime Channel,
I never thought I'd have a reason to watch you. Still, thank you for putting full episodes Project Runway's new season online. It has made giving up cable in order to pay more pressing bills virtually painless.
Dear Mom & Dad,
My polka dotted blouse arrived in the mail today and I was so excited I wore it around the house with red heels. Do you think I'd look overdressed if I swung by the library in it? No, I thought not. Thank you, thank you, thank you. You spoil me unceasingly.
Dear Kate Spade,
I'm so glad that you'll be selling legwear this fall. I'm thrilled that I can get something at your store for under $20. I'm already planning on buying those fabulous green tights to wear with my new blouse. And the red tights. And the teal ones. And those amazing polka dotted knee socks....
Dear Hot Weather,
Please go away. I want to wear tights and sweaters and knee high boots. I miss running in crisp air and wish I could plan a Halloween costume without wondering if my face makeup will melt.
Dear Brownies on the Kitchen Counter,
I can't hear you. I can't hear you. I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Dear Running Shoes,
Please speak up. The brownies keep drowning you out.