Next week, Twilight: Eclipse comes out. I will not be seeing it.
Now, to be clear, I know that I'm in the minority here. And I did actually enjoy some of the books. The way anyone can enjoy angsty-teenage romance novels. But I never felt that they were amazing and I actually hated the last one-- what with Bella being a martyr, birthing a Chuckie doll, and then the anti-climactic war-that-never-happened.
The movies have their charms, but Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart annoy me so much I find them completely unwatchable.
This, however. This I can watch: